Poetry of the mind

in ONE day I will be gone to Australia!
So,

Tomorow at 10:00am I will be departing on a year long adventure to Australia...

very excited/anxious.

you can check out all the action on Mine and monicas australia LJ...USER NAME: mj_australia

so yeah...check it out once in a while to see whats up.

Jack.

Current Mood: anxious

what could be better?
simple answer: nothing.

have not had much time to write here...too busy skateboarding...ALOT...

SUCKA!

Current Mood: skaterific
Current Music: the arcade fire

Stoked
Tonight I went skating at capital park, on my own as usual...and as usual i ended up skating with Matt Canadien. Matt Kills it.
I am very stoked because of the tricks I landed on the new rail.(bank to rail for those in the know)

In order of landedness...

-fs 5050
-bs 5050
-front board
-back lip****ZING!
-fs Tail
-fs 5.0
-Bs 5.0
-Bs salad****ZING!
-Smith
AND DRUM ROLL....
BACK SIDE FUCKING SMITH GRIND(did it 4 times perfect!)

skateboarding is the king.
oh and i got new shoes/pants/stuff...today
yipety friggin dooo!

Current Mood: STOKED

24 years of me.
so today i turned 24.
not much has changed though.
I still skateboard, even though the jocks in highschool told me i was too old for it like 10 years ago.
Im still at college, well im done that BS real soon.
I still live at home, although im heading to Australia in the summer...

so i guess as of now nothing changed, but change is coming.

hot carls and ten dollar shoes
Kyle your new name is "hot Carl" deal with it, you have a beard, and yes, it is ORANGE.

Seven Drunk Pirates

Hey you are Aaron Cayer, wheres my ten dollar shoes...

word to the wise, the Jamaican Jerk at the works is just as much the devils game as foosball.

sleep rules everything around me.

Current Mood: bored

fun on wheels
A list of cool things that happened today:

1. I got to school on time, this is a VERY rare occurance.

2.I got off school early. as usual.

3.I ate food that I made, Well made is a loose term as I opened a can of zoodles and heated them up.

4.My mom made me a cup of tea because i told her it was cold in the house.

5.Monica got off work early, and asked me to go skate with her.

6.Monica dropped in at On Deck, this is amazing as hse has not been on her deckrod for like a year. I am very proud of her.

7.Went for BBT with T-bone and Jesse. Although we were supposed to be hot-tubbin, we did that instead which is great even though the SERVICE WAS SHIT (sarah if you are reading this, the new girl/boy combo sucks big balls.)

thats it thats all folks
Tomorow is SKATE AT ON DECK NIGHT>
let the slashisms begin at 6.30pm

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Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Cat purring

hands up...
writing a treatment for a documentary.
stupid treatment garbage face.
anyone wanna go skate instead?

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: just the voices in my head

skateboarding is great
I really like my new routine of skating at least three days a week in the winter its great.

special note: I will no longer be speaking of holes, further more i will no longer speak of the digging of said holes. Implimentation of this plan will cease the effects that I have noticed...ie: paul getting pissed off (dont hate me).alot.
ummm...no more holes.

ps. On deck weds night...deal?

On another more romantic type note, Monica as everyone already knows is the best thing that has ever happened to me and as it turns out the combination of the following is the greatest EVAR! monica+bubbletea/Sushi/cake/jack.In related news, pauls girlfriend and him are awsome...and Im overly happy for both of them. awwwwwwww im getting all sentimental. im allowed. oh and write in your datebooks...july 18th, thats the day, Judgement day AUSTRALIA.

the jig is now up, sarahdea has spotted us and now knows who we are, the secret is out. ABORT MISSION.

END OF TRANSMISSION.

Current Mood: awake

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WHY?

to go or not to go.
So... I have been offered the chance to go to haiti for 7 days to shoot a documentary for an NFB (national film board) contest.

I dont know what to do, given the state of the country and what not...
what do you think?

News Flash
Today one of my cery inteligent and qualified teachers told me that in her opinion the fact that it is very cold today is a news worthy story. Welcome to Ottawa, the second coldest capital city on the planet you retard. Its gawd damned January what do you expect. News Flash...Algonquin teachers have a combined IQ less than that of any single one of the monkeys that they have on type writers acting as administration staff.

SKATE KANATA "ROLLING SEASONS" PREMIER SATURDAY JAN 29 8PM AT KRC...support your local Racek.

Current Mood: nostalgic
Current Music: The Cure Pictures of you

Finishing a title page for a school project. I wish i was making a school projectile, then it wouldnt be so pointless.

le hair
Just got me a hair cut, first one since august.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Straylight Run- Existentialism on prom night.

Vocab for dummys lesson 1.2

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Pronunciation: 'mas-t&-"kAt
Function: verb
Inflected Forms: -cat·ed; -cat·ing
transitive senses
1 : to grind, crush, and chew (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading masticate intransitive senses
: to make the motions involved in masticating food —mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun

As in I am hungry and wish to masticate this pizza.

Lightbulbs
I go to school for TV,I hate TV, I dont even watch fucking TV. Im brilliant.
imagine a car could do a kickflip,I tried to do a 5050 one time but I ended up with a flat tire. BAIL.
If skateboarding didnt own me, I wonder what would? would I be like the average Canadian consumed by ballsports and Stick games? See I said Ballsports and Obv I think of that shit little handrail that Shaner FS boardslid like 10000 leages ago. But if I was a sports guy I'd be all YEAAAAAAAAAAAH did you get your picks for the fooooosball game jack? and I'd answer...what the hell are you talking about( as usual) and theyed be all...oh dude you know the picks man the picks like in football. Shut yur pie whole. Im going back to England where people are civilized, and know how to argue. say reginald!!Seacrest out( what a yankaphobic homoslatric masticatrix)

Random Rhyming words

Lightbulbs make lights shine bright
Take away colour
and everythings white
if I had an igloo to call my own
I'd sit all day and admire that dome
If the world were all white
we'd have no where to roam
but maybe the eskimo would feel right at home.

Current Mood: thankful
Current Music: Mophono Smile

Nuclear Winter
frozen testiculars, may be unique but are mos def not the staple of fun and relaxation that they used to be.
bring on the australasian heat waves.

Current Mood: cold
Current Music: random jazz loops

No Dingos, No Dollars
Did you ever notice how you always seem to have shit loads of cash when you don’t need it and you figure "meh when I need to save, I'll just stop spending and put all this cash in the bank". well it seems as though I (maybe im the only one) was sadly mistaken. Its like as soon as you decide to save for something important you are broke as hell, in debt and not gettin paid. This from now on will be known as false flash syndrome, the syndrome in which you fool yourself into thinking that you are doing ok (thinking you are a pretty flash character) financially with your part time job of flogging overpriced shit to cheap morons, when really you are just digging yourself a hole assuming that one fine day, you will pop out the other side in china (aka money land). Conclusion: shut the hell up and stop spending your money on food and videogames.

in other unrelated news: The reappearance of Elvis...aka KJHVP has sent shockwaves of confusion and disbelief through most of north America and even some parts of Asia formerly known as money land. Its been a long time Kenty. LONG LIVE THE BIG HIT in all of its former glory.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: none I have a headache

Belly Achin
Recently a study was completed on the effects of Indian food on the human stomach, the subjects of this study, myself and Monica used Haveli as our location to conduct the experiment in which an obscene amount of food was consumed by means of the buffet. Indian food is quite possibly the greatest nourishment available to mankind, unfortunately this in and of its self poses a problem to the average human because, well humans are greedy and when you put a butt load of food in front of us we tend to eat...it all. So having destroyed our stomachs by means of curry and rice the study is now complete. The results are quite astounding. We are now quite sluggish in terms of movement and our motor skills are diminished (similar to the effects of alcohol but minus the acting like retards). It was decided that we would skate or walk off the pain caused by over indulgence and stupidity, but as it happens the sub arctic conditions found in the depths of hell (Ottawa in January) do not yield promising results for out door activities.

So as it stands the score is

Jack/Monica 0
INDIAN FOOD BUFFET 1

Well get you next time you fat bastard.

Current Mood: uncomfortable

I forgot the rest
Msn msngr is the most useless/usefull of all the interweeb aplications. During a typical a-typical convo my brain spewed a series of words that became the first of my poetic devices, since this was lifetimes ago I cant remember the exact wording (maybe paul can fill in the void).

When the dollar signs and the dingos meet
then we will dance the dance
...

dancing the dance is a reference to an earlier teenaged run in with a strange fellow at a church that wanted to dance with us boys in the bushes, I'm not sure as to the meaning of his words but they went something like this:

"eh you cant skate here eh"..."ya its too noisey wit da bing da bang and da boom"..."ya ok we go in de woods over dere and den we see how we dance"

maybe this explains why i never went to church, maybe not, I was probably too busy grinding shit and causing trouble.

Current Mood: melancholy
Current Music: Memory Bank Liteny and Lethargy

Poetics and the like
Paul told me that I should document some of my recent poems, so rather than writing a book that I could keep and one day hand down through the generations I decided to spill my guts via the interweeb and this Journal. Enjoy, or dont, either way just dont draw your eyebrows on too high or if you do decide to draw them on, try to act like a real human rather than a robot, sent from hell to recruit real people and make them into technosheep that hug alot and call each other Hun and Honey and such. Keep skateboarding as it is the only way to battle these types, as more often than not at age 20 the robots hold a draft in which masses of real people turn to the darkside and shave there heads,wear leather and pretend to smile too much. see example 2.4(oconnors)where the trend amoung the late 20's robots is too test each other on how fake they can be. The result of this display often ends in the production of vomit from my brain in the form of discust. FOR FUCKS SAKES PEOPLE JUST BE YOURSELFS.

tune in for part one of the poetic gallery.

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